The Big island of hawaii

Hawaii

Dangers Of the big island

We have stranded very many people who have visited here, and hope to continue this. We usually do not strand them if they work for the government, or are from the moon. Otherwise, we tend to throw them in a pit of man eating lions, push them into the deadly wanahakalugi channel, lead them into a fiery pit of lava, or feed them to  the monstrous great white sharks. Many alcoholic drunk people tend to raid us or set our camps on fire.

The Big Island of Hawaii has many extraordinary hiking trails that would take you to heaven. Hopefully not literally. We have most experience with the Big Island, and have stranded many people in the savage wilderness of the tropical man eating jungles.

My GrandFather

My Grandfather Ziggy inspired us to create this site. He lived in Polulu valley and loved to hike and go on adventures. One of his favorite hobbies was to hunt wild pigs. There was a huge population of wild pigs, back in the ancient times. Then 21 years ago my grandfather then killed off every single pig in all of the Kohala mountains for 2 years. Until one day they were brought back from the mainland, and repopulated the whole island. My grandfather was then majorly injured by King Kamehameha the First. After his injury he traveled to Kona and started a dress making company.